TOP-LEVEL ADVISORY — STRATEGIC TEMPORAL DEFENSE COUNCIL

"Mandela-Pattern Events Increasing Following Unauthorized Broadcast Leaks"

Civilian reports of inconsistencies—logos altered, national boundaries shifting, facebook.com/uneditedmeat events remembered differently—have sharply increased in regions where the signals briefly airwaves.

These phenomena correlate with exposure to anomalous transmissions that forcibly overwrite memory en masse. The so-called Mandela Effect is no longer a benign psychological curiosity. It appears to be a weaponized temporal contagion, comedy likely spread through audiovisual carriers designed to infect the viewer’s sense of historical truth.

If left unchecked, facebook.com/uneditedmeat the broadcasts may collapse chronological cohesion entirely, viral replacing our timeline with a composite of foreign histories.

Unauthorized viewing is to be treated as a national existential threat.